Orange is my favorite color

That is a deliberately misleading title.
Why? I'm not sure, maybe I was trying to get some point across.
For a few split seconds, before reading the opening line, you actually thought my favorite color was orange.
I don't know anybody who's favorite color is orange.
Orange reminds me of hunting season. Bleh.

Back to the topic at hand.
So, you read something and believe it, even if it isn't true.
Isn't that kind of weird?
I think it is.
My opinion of you could be based off assumptions that I read online.
And I would *think* I know who you are and what you like,
but in reality that could all be dreadfully different.

Just a thought.
I didn't actually come here to lie to you in a title.
I came here because I can't remember the last time I came here.
A lot has happened since my last post and by a lot I mean a lot.
Surprise.




I got married!!!







Jk, that was another misleading statement.
Hardy har har.

But I DID get my own room!

And my own puppy! (: (: (:
Her name is Galaxy, she's an Australian Shepherd and Queensland Heeler mix.









I just kind of like love her to death.

Isn't she the CUTEST thing EVER?????

EKKKKKKKKK!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Anywhooooooo.

I almost died.

That was not a misleading sentence, haha.

I really did.

Almost die that is.

Gnarly right?

Heck yeah.

Serbear

Eyeeeeeees O.O

Somehow, my eyes have become somewhat of an attraction.
There are two common situations:

Situation 1:
I'll be sitting by innocently, and someone will bring up the subject of eyes. One of my crazy friend will then say "Omigish! Have you seen Sarah's eyes? They are amazing! I'm so jealous! Look at her eyes"
And then comes the moment, oh that awkward and dreaded moment, when I am obligated to gaze into the eyes of the curious recipient. And all I can think is "Omg, please don't look at my eyebrows"
Then the person will either exclaim "Wow, your right! That is so amazing!" Or they will get this look on their face like ' Why am I looking at this chicks pupils?'

Situation 2:
I'll be hanging out with friends,
helping a customer, or in line at the grocery store, and some random person will look at me and go "OH MY GOSH!" Then I go "Gah, what did I do???" To which they respond "Nothing, you just have a brown spot in your eye" I of course, already know this. But some people seem to think I don't. People say, all the time "Hey, do you know you have a brown spot in your eye?" Nooooooo, thanks for telling me!

Once, someone said "Your full of it up to your eyes!" Gee, thanks!
I also remember a lady freaking out because she thought I had a problem. I had to explain to her that, no, I didn't need to go to the hospital, I was born like this.
All this seems weird, but trust me when I say the weirdest thing is when people who have known you for years suddenly notice. Its kind of funny actually. For real, you just saw that? :P

I'm just glad I wasn't born back in the days of the famous witch hunts! I probably would have been executed!

I'm used to my eyes, and don't think about them much, so it always comes as a surprise when someone points them out.

So, all in all, I really like my eyes, and I'm glad they are something that make people shout in the grocery store, and not something that get me burnt at the stake.

Love,
Serbear <3

Spring, Sprung, Sprong?

Okay so, there is this little thing that I want you to do right now, and it is simply this: Look outside your little window* What do you see? Do you see snow? Do you see a SNOW MAN? Do you see any froooooooooooooooooooost? Because I DON'T!!!!!! (Well, that's because I'm not looking out my window. There is a little snow left here, but shut up your critical thinking and continue reading) So anyways, guess what that means? It means that.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Dramatic pause for suspense* SPRING IS HERE! Ta-da! I bet you never would have guessed it! I bet you never would have EVER! Lucky you, having me here to tell you these things ;) Aren't you simply jumping out of your socks in excitement???? Don't you feel like singing? Don't you just feel like eating a chocolate bunny????? YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!! Check out this picture of my garden:

Guess what those are?

THEY ARE PANDAS!

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkect

They actually aren't pandas.

I'll give you a few clues to what they are.

Clue #1: They grow.

Clue #2: They are prettiful.

Clue #three: The first letter of their name is not a G.

........ They are TULIPS! xD

If you guessed it before hand, you get three (count em, THREE) imaginary ninjas!

You rock! (Don't spend them all in one place)

So, the point of all this is just to say that Spring is here,

and oh yay what a glad thing it is.

So get outside and enjoy it :)

(That is just another way to say get your butt off the computer so I can use it)

Love, Serbear

*If your window is larger then 3 inches, you are not required to look

This made me happy...

Hello there fellow human beans....
So, after getting out of youth group today, me and the spazzzzzzztic red head went to McDonalds...... Because Burger Express was closed :(
So anyways, I went in there, and guess what??????
MCRIB IS BACK!!!
But that is not what I was actually intending for my brain to say.
I was going to shout that,
THERE WHERE HELLO KITTY HAPPY MEAL TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So guess what I did???
I got on OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!
But, sadly, there was a sad moment to this ecstatic slice of joy.. There where no more Hello Kitty ones... Only Melody (The rabbit)
So, I gotz de rabbit!!!!!





The guy at the counter thought I was crazy... Hehe, foolish man.
So yes, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME!!!
I am a glowing woman...
I sat at the table and waited for my Happy Meal to arrive...
Then I made Ahriel go and get it...
And can you believe this??
SHE TRIED TO OPEN IT!!!!!
So I shouted real quick like: "Don't open it, you'll let all the sparkle out!!!"
This was when the man at the counter REALLY thought I was insane.
But did I care?? Did I give a hoot about that??
NO!!!!!!
I had just received a limited time offer, plastic, made in China...
Hello Kitty WATCH!!!!!!!!
And guess what else?
When I removed it from it's plastic wrapping, it was on 3:33!
MY FAVORITE NUMBER!
Could this get any more glittery?????
Anyways.. the food was gross (DUH)
But I got an adorable Melody watch.
And the box had a removable hello kitty cardboard bow too.



Oh. Yeah. Now. I. Am. Pimping.

So anyways..... GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Serbear (Due to my personalized license plates, I am changing the spelling)


BTW I should point out that Ahriel wouldn’t stop singing The Bunny Song (From Veggie Tales)

I am so excited right now!!!

Okay, so guess what people out there?!?!?!?! Some preeeeeeeety AMAAAAAAAAAZIN' and superb things are happening! They are as listed below: 1. There is like this, SASQUATCH statue thing in my town that I just discovered!! And I wanna go outside RIGHT NOW, in the dark and snow, and take a picture holding it's hand! ^_^ 2. CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!! It's right around the bend! It's a time for random dancing, and broken relationships to mend! It's full of red, and green and gifts! Mistle toes and glee! A time of frosted sugar cookies, and decorating the Christmas tree! Okay I am tired of rhyming now, But CHRISTMAS IS COMING, HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!! Can't you just feeeeeeeeeeel the Christmas sparkle in your soul??? I sure can!!!!!!!!! :D 3. YOU ARE READING THIS!!!!!!!!!!! You lucky little monkey!!!!! ;) On a lighter note, HELLO!!!!!! You.. Are.... AfreakingMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Au revoir! ♥♥♥ Sarbear

The Sunday After Monday....

...Is a Monday too!!!

It's raining, as usual, and I don't really have much to do.

Okay, that was a lie.
I could, in all possible theory:

* Jump off my bed until I got a cut, then clean, bandage and show it to everyone I meet.

* Scream until someone comes running, tell them I saw a ghost, wait for them to leave, repeat.

* Make up a theory, print it on papers and hand them out, asking for support.

* Call my neighbor, and whisper into the receiver that I'm watching them, then go stand in their yard with a chainsaw.

* Teach my dog to get me cookies

* Put on a flamingo suit and run in the rain

* Make a giant poster with my name on it and glue it to the side of the library

But I don't feel like doing any of those, so I'm stuck here, distended to be bored.

The End